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Funny Valentine's Day cards

Send a funny Valentine’s Day Card to everyone you love—your Galentine, your mom, and your friends.

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Funny Valentine’s Day cards

Sometimes the best way to say “I love you” is with a joke. Funny Valentine’s Day cards are perfect for anyone who appreciates humor over hearts—friends, family, coworkers, or a partner who loves a good laugh. Our collection of digital designs leans playful, clever, and a little unexpected, from pop culture nods to modern puns inspired by valentine’s day memes and charming designs that are guaranteed to get a fun reaction.

Funny Galentine’s cards

Every friendship is unique, and we offer a variety of ways to customize your Galentine’s wishes to reflect the one-of-a-kind bond you share with your gal pals. Customize a funny love card with playful typography, bold colors, or a well-placed sticker to match your group chat energy. You can customize backdrops, liners, and customize with fun text styles and stickers to make the card feel personal—whether it’s for your best friend, your sister, or the person who knows all your secrets.

Funny Valentine’s cards for friends and family

Show your friends and favorite family members how much they mean to you with a little humor. Choose from our many designs, or upload your own design to create a truly unique Valentine’s Day card that’ll keep the laughs going. Don’t forget the people you work with every day—we’ve got loads of funny Valentine’s cards for coworkers, too. Sending humorous Valentine's cards to the special people in your life is easy with Paperless Post with options to send via email, text, or shareable link.

What to write in a funny Valentine’s Day card

Our creative templates supply plenty of humor, but you can add to it with what you choose to write in your Valentine’s Day cards. Include a sweet message to your spouse, send warm wishes to a parent, or remind your BFF of that never-ending inside joke. You know your audience best, so pander to their personality! Think about the epic stories you tell with and about the people you love, and start cooking up hilarious puns and one-liners for a completely original result that only they will “get.” For example: “Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But seriously, did you eat my chocolate again?” “You’re the reason I look at my phone and smile. Well, that and funny cat videos. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite distraction!” “I love you more than leftovers—and that’s saying something.” When creating your own funny Valentine’s Day cards, start with a shared joke, a relatable moment, or a playful exaggeration. A personalized greeting card, sent by email or text, is an easy way to turn humor into a memory worth keeping.

How to plan the perfect Valentine’s Day

The foundation of a perfect Valentine’s Day starts with a great card. Schedule your funny Valentine’s card to send first in the morning—or schedule ahead for a milestone moment with one of our anniversary cards—to brighten their day. Add to the fun with a special present—we’ve got lots of Valentine’s Day gift ideas for everyone you love, whatever their proclivities, lifestyle, and hobbies. When it comes to planning the perfect Valentine’s Day, think outside the box: Give them the gift of an activity you can enjoy together, or host your own party and deck it out with Valentine’s Day decor from Paperless Post Party Shop. With a thoughtful greeting card, gift, and decorations, your day is destined to be magical and memorable.