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Funny Valentine's Day cards

Send Funny Valentines Day cards to everyone you love. We have ecards for your Galentine, your mom, and of course funny Valentine's Day cards for friends. No ads, ever.

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Funny Valentine's Day cards

Sometimes, love and admiration are best expressed with humor. Paperless Post has a wealth of funny Valentine’s Day card designs with standup style that’ll have recipients cracking a smile—or laughing out loud. Choose from novelty cards shaped like raffle tickets or a heart, or pick a design with a hilarious pop culture reference from the past or present. Our Valentine’s cards are crafted with clever puns and charming designs that show off smile-inducing style.

Funny Galentine’s cards

Every friendship is unique, and we offer a variety of ways to customize your Galentine’s wishes to reflect the one-of-a-kind bond you share with your gal pals. Change text styles, colors, and formatting to get the look you want, and add a sticker to give it a more personalized charm. Choose your backdrop and stamp, customize with fun text styles and stickers, and pick an envelope color and patterned liner to tie it all together.

Funny Valentine’s cards for friends & family

Show your friends and favorite family members how much they mean to you with a little humor. Choose from our many designs, or upload your own design to create a truly unique Valentine’s Day card that’ll keep the laughs going. Don’t forget the people you work with every day—we’ve got loads of funny Valentine’s cards for coworkers, too. Sending humorous Valentine's cards to the special people in your life is easy with Paperless Post with options to send via email, text, or shareable link.

What to write in a funny Valentine’s Day card

Our creative templates supply plenty of humor, but you can add to it with what you write in your Valentine’s Day cards. Add a sweet message to your spouse, send warm wishes to a parent, or remind your BFF of that never-ending inside joke. You know your audience best, so pander to their personality! Think about the epic stories you tell with and about the people you love, and start cooking up hilarious puns and one-liners for a completely original result that only they will “get.” For example:

“Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But seriously, did you eat my chocolate again?”

“You’re the reason I look at my phone and smile. Well, that and funny cat videos. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite distraction!”

“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni, the WiFi to my Netflix. Life is only half as good without you in it.”

How to plan the perfect Valentine’s Day

The foundation of a perfect Valentine’s Day starts with a card. Schedule your funny Valentine’s card to send first in the morning, to brighten their day. Add to the fun with a special present—we’ve got lots of Valentine's Day gift ideas for everyone you love, whatever their proclivities, lifestyle, and hobbies.

When it comes to planning the perfect Valentine’s Day, think outside the box: Give them the gift of an activity you can enjoy together, or host your own party and deck it out with Valentine’s Day décor from Paperless Post Party Shop. With thoughtful cards, gifts, and decorations, your day is destined to be magical and memorable.