To: Santa@NorthPole.com
Subject: My Wish List

Dear Santa,

I wanted to send you my wish list by mail (FYI, I want a BB gun). But Dad’s trying to save money and be green. He’s even e-mailing our holiday cards through Paperless Post, a digital custom greeting card company.

Before you deliver my present (a BB gun), you’ve got to see these cards. I helped my parents design them. We uploaded a family photo (I got braces!) and picked fonts, colors, and virtual paper stock and embellishments. We provide the recipient list; Paperless Post e-mails the greetings whenever we want. Cool!

Hope you’re well,

Jimmy Stockings

P.S. Did I mention the BB gun?

To: Jimmy@Stockings.com
Subject: Re: My Wish List

Dear Jimmy,

I’m well as can be. Elves are hyper; sleigh’s polished; I’m freezing my tits off. I’ve heard of Paperless Post; they did Blitzen’s holiday cards within minutes, and an order of 300 cost less than $30.

Stay good,

Santa

P.S. You’ll shoot your eye out.

Available online at paperlesspost.com.